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$62.99

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$17.99 per 100 postcards

An Ithium space blaster for use in the davy.vandevusse.com online role playing universe. Simply log in using your standard gaming account, purchase the gun, and it will be automatically imported to your character's in-game inventory.

Instructions:
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$54.49

A wittily designed t-shirt, showing a small boy urinating on an unidentified opposition brand or website. The urination signifies a dislike of the afore mentioned unknown brand, due to the fact that being urinated on would be highly unpleasant. Guaranteed to extract laughs and praise from all that view it.

$19.99

A once off, limited edition, life-size davy.vandevusse.com cardboard cutout with logo. Multi-functional; can be used as a burglar deterrent by placing in windows*, as a decorative device by attaching to walls*, in front entrance areas as a friendly greeting to visitors or to promote products in store. Due to the two-dimensional nature of these cutouts, multiple figures can be stored under your three-dimensional bed for later use*. Note that this is not actually a person.

* See this picture for examples of how a cutout is used in a normal home.

$4.49