Frequently Asked Questions

How often is updated?
Fairly often.

How can I order a t-shirt?
Simply send an email including your t-shirt size and preferred colour to
Colours available: White.
Sizes available: XL.

Why learn to knit?
Knitting is an ancient craft. It has waxed and waned through the centuries and different items have gone in and out of fashion through the years. Stocking knitting has been popular since about the 17th century and during the 18th and 19th centuries other items became fashionable or were popularised through pattern manuals.

What is the best colour?

Who would win in a fight between Julius Caesar and an injured triceratops?

How do I protect my recipe?
A mere listing of ingredients is not protected under copyright law. However, where a recipe or formula is accompanied by substantial literary expression in the form of an explanation or directions, or when there is a collection of recipes as in a cookbook, there may be a basis for copyright protection. Note that if you have secret ingredients to a recipe that you do not wish to be revealed, you should not submit your recipe for registration, because applications and deposit copies are public records. See FL 122, Recipes.

I am having trouble logging in to my online account. Is this due to my router configuration?
If you reset the main data-link cable (the XOI link) then the connectivity server should reboot the mainframe and re-establish the ping counter (which controls the access functions specific to your problem). Then you can begin a quick code hack to re-write the OS kernel and delete all the system fonts. Assuming that you have a corrupt memory bank, you will subsequently need to re-rout the cooling fan ducts through your primary hard drive.

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What does F.A.Q. stand for?
Federation of Australian Quit.

Can I contribute my own photography/poetry/articles?
Yes, you can send submissions to, whereupon they will be subjected to a rigourous peer review system to ensure their accuracy. We have experts from many different fields working at to maintain a high standard of academic integrity. This is largely due to our mission statement, which is "To go beyond the truth, for the emphasis of learning".

What is the company motto?
"Traverse the pitfalls of oppression, and take the journey to your heart"

I am eagerly awaiting the launch of the online shop, when will this be ready?
The online shop will feature many items from the online universe, including replica Ithium space blasters, triple repulsion beam circuits and isometric virtual mirror shields. Other merchandise such as figurines, latex masks and promotional scarves will also be available for purchase. Should you have a favourite character, you can request to have his or her appearance cast into a life-size statue out of solid titanium. Please note that this could be fairly expensive.